Being Completely Awkward and Freaky Like a Pro

Hey Slimer's, we all have those moments when we turn from sweet, innocent people to scary, awkward, freaky people. I can relate all too well!

So obviously I know all about this subject and I thought that I could make something of it!

First things first you have to have the laugh...now I understand if it's difficult to do but just keep with it. You see, it's more like a cackle, like a witch, but when you breathe in you snort. Not in an adorable way...like, full on pig snort! Make it as loud as possible, the louder the better! That's what they always say!

Next thing you do is scream. Randomly. At any given time...just sit there and scream, it could be words or just full on screaming. The weirder it is, the more looks you're going to get.

This next one is a little tricky, it took me years to master and that is...fast talking. It can only really be applied if you are feeling really nervous, I understand your pain if it just turns into a jumble of word puke...we've all been there, am I right? What you have to do is take a deep breath, real deep, and let the words flow out of your mouth. The trick is to not think and let everything, and I MEAN everything, out so just make it as awkward as possible. Make them uncomfortable, that's how we like our victims!

The final thing is just a little simple thing, but if you are ever doubting your ability to freak people out. Just buy loads of fizzy drinks, drink them and let that burpy goodness come out! I personaltly love this one, burping. Just burp to your hearts content, don't restrain it, don't force it and certainly don't feel embarrassed about it. Every burp's a good'un!

I hope this has helped you with life! Or at least made you realise that maybe I'm too weird for you...I'll accept either award! 

See ya later

Charlie :)

R.F.O.T.D: The surface area of human skin is 6.5 square feet (2 metres) 

I also just wanted to let you know that by no means am I serious about this. I just wanted to make a laugh out of stuff, but everything that I've written is true, I do this daily. It's how I make sure people know the real me.