My Earliest Memory

Before I begin I'm just going to say one thing, yes I know this isn't what a normal child would do, but you've sort of met me so you should know that I'm not a 'normal' child. So...are we sitting comfortably? Good, then let's begin!

So my earliest memory, I think, was round about when I was between 3 and 5 where I had a habit of slapping people’s bottoms. Not just anyone, but the fishermen that were by the side of the pier. I can't remember if I've said this before, but I grew up by the seaside and I used to go down to the pier a lot. What I’d do was get out of my buggy, run up to them, slap them then run away laughing to let my mum take the blame.

There was also an occasion where mum, nan and I were at the zoo, and I was in my buggy, again, but whereas I'd normally go for old men fishing, I decided to leap out my buggy, once again, and slap their bottoms. 

But there was a twist, it wasn't just a simple pat, it was a full on slap with both hands. Of course, being the angel that I was, I ran away giggling and left my mum and nan standing there to take the blame. 

Yeah...so that was my earliest memory, I wouldn't blame you if you're now scared of me. It's not something your average child would do at that age.

However, I'd like to announce that I don't do that anymore, trust me, I wouldn't have the guts to do it now!

See ya later

Charlie :)

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